snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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Aug 31 3:05 with 513,213 notes

cassandraclare:

A story for those who might have wondered what Tessa and Jem did after they met on Blackfriars Bridge in the epilogue of Clockwork Princess.

Those who do not like Tessa&Jem together or Jessa sexytimes probably should skip this. (You will not miss anything that will…

Aug 31 3:02 with 3,946 notes
PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

Aug 31 2:29 with 167,097 notes

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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Aug 31 2:28 with 481,410 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

Aug 31 2:27 with 141,858 notes
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